Being a Spanish teacher has an effect on your social life. When you go out in company of Ex Pats and they find out you teach Spanish they do one of two things. They may become defensive and obviously uncomfortable about their own level of Spanish as they have maybe lived here for years and never bothered trying to learn. Failing that, if they are keen to learn they therefore start speaking to me in Spanish wanting to take the rare opportunity to practice what they have learned. Unfortunately although they live in Spain they probably live in an area inhabited by Ex Pats and rarely use it, which is a shame.
However, I prefer the first kind for a couple of reasons. Firstly if I am not working I do not really want to speak in Spanish as I am relaxing and no one wants to be reminded of work in their spare time. I sympathise with doctors who go to parties and are shown rashes or asked what this or that pain means as soon as they divulge what they do. Secondly if I am out and drinking I am the opposite of my students who normally say after a drink or two they have more confidence and feel more relaxed in speaking.
For me is the contrary. After a few drinks and I start to relax I have no interest in speaking Spanish (unless with Spaniards of course), I just want to socialise without thinking too hard. Also I feel that I can never really let my hair down when people know I am a teacher, I always feel I should behave in a certain way especially if I bump into parents of students! As the Ex Pat community is a small one here I very often encounter students past and present when I am out, and when it is the early hours of the morning in some late night bar I can only hope they are letting their hair down too.
This is how I “met” the widower Michael. Michael had been a student of mine a couple of years earlier along with his wife Tina. He had not done many classes, she had stayed longer, as he was working and many times he could not make it. I remembered him particularly as he was an attractive guy but I also remembered that his wife was a very nice woman.
So there I was, approximately 2 a.m in a late bar after many vodkas and really quite drunk. I didnt even see him coming, but suddenly he was by my side at the bar fixing me with the stare I remembered unsettling me so much in class. Luckily he was drunk too.
“Hello. Do you remember me”. He was from Northern Ireland and he rasped the question in that deep sultry voice all the men from there seem to have .
“Yes of course. It´s Michael isn´t it?” I answered trying to put on my sensible head and actually put a coherent sentence together.
“How´s your wife?” I cast through the vodka fog for her name but couldn´t get it, I was just trying to make some polite conversation and not let slip I was in fact extremely drunk. Not at all appropriate for a teacher.
“She´s dead…”
Ah.. Shit…. A couple of excruciating minutes followed while I wondered what the hell to say next…
“Ah I´m sorry. What happened?” was the pathetic question I managed.
“Cancer…”
Double shit…
I really wanted the floor to open up and swallow me. Maybe it helped us both being drunk as we did move on from that and in fact we started to go out together for a good few months.
I really liked Michael but unfortunately I did get to understand where the phrase the Merry Widower comes from as it transpired that Michael was in fact seeing several women to help him recover from losing poor Tina. Ah well, the one that got away- again
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